Please keep a distance of at least 6 feet from anyone wearing this shirt.
Inspired by the coronavirus reaction and an Orange County punk band, Skelly is wearing a disposable respirator mask, carrying toilet paper, and expelling disinfectant spray.
You may be wondering, "Why does a skeleton need all of those items that are so critical to surviving the coronavirus?"
And our reply would be, "In a capitalistic society, if a skeleton has the means and can wait in line with the rest of us, he's entitled to his damn TP."
Get this tee now...before it's too late.
*A portion of the sales from this shirt will go to Sweet Relief Musicians Fund (sweetrelief.org).